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Tuesday, December 25th, 2007
BAL HARBOUR, Florida - A baby Jesus statue gets a Global Positioning System for Christmas! The previous baby Jesus statue in the nativity scene was stolen (even though it was bolted down). The replacement statue gets a GPS locating device installed in case someone else tried to take it away. Dina Cellini, who oversees the […]
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Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
A Washington man nails Santa to a 15 foot cross outside his home to protest how “Santa has been perverted from who he started out to be… Now he’s the person being used by corporations to get us to buy more stuff.”
We think this fella needs to lighten up. What do you think? A […]
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Thursday, December 20th, 2007
It ain’t easy being Santa. Kids yank on his beard to see if it’s real. Some get scared and wet in his lap.
Last weekend at the Danbury Fair Mall (NY) a 33-year-old woman was arrested after a mall Santa (age 65) accused her of inappropriately touching him as she sat on his lap. Sandrama Lamy […]
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Tuesday, December 18th, 2007
O Sweet Jesus is the actual name of a Christmas Candy packet that you can put in your stockings! There are six flavors to choose from; Gifts of the Magi, Loaves and Fishes, Mary’s Miracles, Forbidden Fruit, Peter’s Prayers and Heavenly Reward. Since I can’t imagine eating a candy that tastes like “loaves […]
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Monday, December 17th, 2007
The Virgin Mary. The three kings. Baby Jesus in a manger. These are the figures one expects to find in a traditional Christmas nativity scene. But in parts of Spain, you’ll also find a smartly dressed peasant squatting behind a rock with his rear-end exposed.
THIS JUST IN… Police in central China have nixed a liquor […]
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Saturday, December 15th, 2007
The US House of Representatives approved a resolution on Tuesday acknowledging the significance of Christmas and Christianity. The vote was 372 to 9. PLEASE TAKE THE TIME TO READ THE RESOLUTION-IT’S A POWERFUL DECLARATION!! Thanks to the 372 Democrats and Republicans who voted YES!
The nine members voting NO were Rep. Gary Ackerman […]
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Thursday, December 13th, 2007
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Blessed are the pure in heart, for they will see God.” Matthew 5:8
Stumped this Christmas for what to get that special someone on your list who already has everything? Another necktie or cashmere sweater just isn’t gonna cut it. How about some rhino poop? No kidding. The International Rhino Foundation is auctioning four pieces […]
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Monday, December 3rd, 2007
Santa can’t win! Many many Christians don’t like him and tell their children he’s a fake and a fraud. The church lady on Saturday Night Live swapped a couple letters in his name suggesting the real guy under the beard is SATAN. Some kids are afraid of him. Now, in Australia, […]
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Saturday, December 1st, 2007
29 million households bought a fresh Christmas tree in 2006, according to the National Christmas Tree Association. This year, environmentally conscious Christmas tree growers in Oregon developed a rating system to determine which trees are more green than others. Read it for yourself.
We are wondering what you think. The fact […]
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